Chelsey and I just bought these badass birds. The blue one is named Harry, and the Green one is Louise. They enjoy sitting on their perch, chewing nervously, and quietly distancing themselves from their owners. Every time we get close they take a few steps away. Yesterday Harry kept walking to the very back of his cage, desperate to get away from us.
Hopefully this will change soon. Chelsey is making us both lifelike bird costumes to help bridge the human/bird gap.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, especially mine.
You should go on vacation or something. Take a real long trip to four or five world capitals.
Happy birthday, Sis!
I just don’t know anymore.
After watching the Sabres-Rangers game tonight, I have become a full-on hockey fan. What new depths will I sink to?
Also, I can’t look at JV’s picture any more, it frightens me.
I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.
My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.
Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:
www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz
Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.
Things are getting exciting over at iforeigni.com. There are some new things, up and a lot more additions to the site underway. There is a virigin blog page, waiting to be ravished. You can read the current “about” page, but it will soon have new “about” additions made as well. Stay tuned, because we are making new stuff everyday, and we are very excited about our plans to put up the I Foreigni I Store page, with all kinds of goodies to cop or covet. This is coming soon, as we need to get the pay pal set up, and the merchandise manufactured. I’m about to pee in my pants with giddy abandon.
Oh yeah, the real point of this post is because we are setting up the “Links” page so people can link to our friends site. I was going to link El Buzzard, if El Buzzard is interested. I’m going to link Rebecca Havemeyer, whether she likes it, or not. Who is interested in having a link to your site from www.iforeigni.com Comment back, and let me know if you want to be included.
Special note to non-football fans: the NFL draft is this weekend, thus beginning football season. Suck it up.
I hereby declare that I will no longer defend Michael Vick aka Ron Mexico. In the past, I’ve said that I think the Falcons QB is an alright guy, especially when compared to his leg-stomping pedophile brother Marcus. I just thought he was dumb, and that’s not a crime.
Now, property he owns is being investigated for drugs and dog fighting. Yes, dog fighting. Way to go Mike. Continue reading PETA Loves Ducks
My job is ending. This frees up a great deal of time. Any ideas on how to fill this time?
I’ve already come up with the following:
1) Dog track
2) Park Jungle Gyms
3) Candle making (scented and unscented)
4) Roller Skating Rinks
5) Trying to jump over the 4-foot metal railing that surrounds my porch.
6) Popcorn
7) Making kiwi syrup.
8) Courthouse
9) Trying on fancy suits until I get hired.
10) Making sense of the cross-out button that lets you do this: bananas
Why would you need/want to say write that?
It’s back. Kent and I are hosting the hottest weekend in Atlanta (and the mountains). Super spectacular party and all-day tubing fun on the Toccoa River. We’re going to make the early trip this year. I just know it.
Everyone is invited to come and stay with us.
I’m taking a vote for what weekend in August works best for everyone:
August 11
August 18
August 25
or September 1 (which is Labor Day weekend)
You want to be one of these happy people:
