My job is ending. This frees up a great deal of time. Any ideas on how to fill this time?
I’ve already come up with the following:
1) Dog track
2) Park Jungle Gyms
3) Candle making (scented and unscented)
4) Roller Skating Rinks
5) Trying to jump over the 4-foot metal railing that surrounds my porch.
6) Popcorn
7) Making kiwi syrup.
8) Courthouse
9) Trying on fancy suits until I get hired.
10) Making sense of the cross-out button that lets you do this: bananas
Why would you need/want to say write that?
Why did it turn my 8 into a smiley face in sunglasses? And why does it say 8 when you roll over to it?
You can spend 2 and a half months trying to put together an indepth job hunt, but not have anything to show for it. Then when people try to distract you from doing your thang (i.e. rewriting your resume again, organzing files that you believe, for some reason, will help you find a job, going through your “portfolio” and realizing it’s all crap and you have to scrap it all and go back to the ol’ drawing board), get irate, and accuse them of trying to sabotage you. I’m not sure how long this can go on before you need to organize a new friends and loved ones hunt. I’ll keep you posted.
You should visit a nursing home once a week and sing showtunes to the people, then make Chelsea think you’re having an affair with an elderly woman there. It will ignite your passions to great heights.
My grandma’s nursing home in Ponca City, OK needs a new activities coordinator. I was there a few weeks ago and the AC almost shutdown bingo because an little lady wanted another bingo card. I was scared the old people were going to cry anarchy or die from disappointment.
Have you considered piracy?
Can you send me an application, Amber?
Do you really want to work in a nursing home in Ponca City, Oklahoma with no air conditioning?
I will get the air conditioning fixed and be the best activities coordinator ever.
I’m with you Marnie. I can be your wonderful lady at arms, Rebecca Havemeyer, who will entertain all the vets and biddies.
I feel bad for Amber’s Grandma.
Sorry folks I think my mom is up next, thank you Kent, there is air conditioning in Oklahoma and finally, I think BK should be the next Matt Lauer. We all BK is the best conversationalist around and though Katie is gone, his wife looks like one of those other brunettes that took her place (not the old chick from the View). His first duty as Matt Lauer would be to kick Meredith’s ass off then make a segment called ‘where in the world is Meredith’s butt?” Then tell Ann Curry (the hardest working woman in the media) to go home and introduce herself to her children. BK is an deep well of pure, magical, untapped talent who just needs someone to come along and exploit him to no end.
It sounds like if anyone needs a job, it’s Amber. That’s way too much knowledge of morning TV.
Wow! Who else can we tell off from the networks? How about Brian Williams? “You aren’t Tom Brokaw, and you never will be, bitch. Why don’t you go home and introduce yourself to your kids?”
I’d like to tell off anybody in the “Situation Room” on CNN.