The 2nd Bi-Annual Atlanta Tubing Weekend

It’s back. Kent and I are hosting the hottest weekend in Atlanta (and the mountains). Super spectacular party and all-day tubing fun on the Toccoa River. We’re going to make the early trip this year. I just know it.

Everyone is invited to come and stay with us.

I’m taking a vote for what weekend in August works best for everyone:
August 11
August 18
August 25
or September 1 (which is Labor Day weekend)

You want to be one of these happy people:
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22 thoughts on “The 2nd Bi-Annual Atlanta Tubing Weekend”

  1. I like the 18th.

    The 10th is the huge Buffalo-New Orleans preseason game, which may be a prime weekend for a NO roadtrip.

  2. I wish I could get over there 🙂

    This year’s a write off for us financially. I’m hoping to maybe get over to the US for a trip next year.

  3. Chelsey and I are both losing our jobs in July, but who knows what will happen by then. Maybe we too will be in Atlanta by then. But I doubt it. But maybe we will atleast have enough money to travel by then.

  4. sidestep.com is a good website to look up the cheapest fares for those flying. Any weekend is fine with me except labor day. Danks!

  5. Yeah, Labor Day floats are for the birds. The river would be packed with drunken hoosiers, who brought Mardi Gras beads with them, trying to see hoosier tits. Or they’ll try to trade beer for tits. And you’ll probably witness some drunken fornication you do not want to see. The horror! The horror! Well, at least that’s what it would be like in Missouri.

  6. There aren’t any hoosiers in Atlanta. Apparently they all reside in Illinois and Missourri.

  7. There are people from everywhere in Atlanta. I bet there are tons of hoosiers here, and I can’t abide by hoosiers.

  8. Yes, hoosier fornication — Hoosier being the key word. Have you ever seen anyone fucking on a river bank while yelling, “Slip-knot! Slip-knot! 6-6-6!” At the same time. Have you ever seen anyone perform reverse cow girl, while barfing? These are not things you while come away from unscathed.

  9. I was thinking of the children, but what could I do? They were caught like deer in the head lights just like me, sitting in their canoes witnessing these unholy acts. The kids looked so traumatised, and confused, yet they couldn’t turn away from these abominations. It was surreal.

    Good point though, Greg.

  10. Kent’s the Hoosier because he is standing off from everybody else (in the picture) like the Hoosier he is. Are you about to puke?

  11. I’m so jaunty in that picture, with my hand on my hip.

    At least I’m not wearing an ironic trucker hat and making a stupid hoosier face.

  12. Ha ha. I wasn’t sure who was Amber in this picture. Was she the one wearing the ironic trucker hat, and making a stupid hoosier face, or the one that looks like she’s about to kick her leg out, and do the duck walk like Chuck Berry? Now I know, HOOSIER! Ha ha ha.

  13. That’s a lucky dog trucker hat, you dum hoosier. If you were cool you would know that. by the by, dave needs to give that hat back.

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