It seems that the NFL has pretty much decided that the Saints will not be in New Orleans next year.
Neither Dave nor I will root for the San Antonio Saints or the Los Angeles Saints, so it’s time to pick a new favorite team. I’ve put up a poll to get some feedback. Let your voice be heard.
Just know that if you vote for some team deemed “impossible to root for” by Dave or me, then your vote will just be discounted. “Impossible to root for” teams include, but are not limited to, the Ravens, the Dolphins, the Texans, the Bucs, the Chiefs, and the Rams.
It is also impossible to root for the Seattle Seahawks.
FALCONS!!!!
you’re already here. 8)
Bears, Bears, Bears
Jake Delhomme–Carolina Panthers–Go JAKE!!!!–Got the shirt too.
lets go vikings!!! and they like hookers!! what could make a better team
The Vikings are impossible to root for. That new scripty V they put in the middle of the field is too ugly. Plus Daunte Culpepper screwed me.
I guess that’s better than Fred Smoot screwing me, though.
Don’t forgot to vote in the poll here: https://www.elbuzzard.com/wp-polls.php.
Damn – I’d say you should root for the Vikes – (I haven’t seen the scripted V – so I can’t opine on that, but at least their helmets are still old school) – but they REALLY suck this year. Next option: Steelers, at least for this year.
Consider the Cleveland Browns:
– Lack of logo makes any blank t-shirt a “crazy-color” throw-back jersey.
– New stadium built with taxpayer monies while inner-city schools rot.
– Current form reminiscent of Ain’ts glory days.
– Brown bags over heads actually match replica jerseys.
– QB rotation is a literal Who’s-Who of overage stars.
– They are having open-tryouts for punters today. This is not a lie.
– Won’t ever be considered to have jumped on the bandwagon.
– Team named after current ownership of primary geographic rival.
– Hatred of Pittsburgh a natural human emotion.
– Typical female fan will not, even through beer-goggles, force impure thoughts.
You should go try out for punter.
You do make a compelling case for the Browns.
I think I hear Mike Vick calling…..
I don’t know who Mike Vick is.
I tell you what, I’ll root for the Falcons if they put in Schaub at QB, and line Mexico up all over the field. Put him in the slot, put him in as a running back. Do direct snaps to him, have him pass, have him receive, have him run.
Now that would be an exciting offense to watch.
But it will never happen, because Vick would consider not being the starting QB a demotion.
I want a Jaguar (car) so I say the Jacksonville Jaguars with chocolate brown exterior and baby blue interior.
Jags old men’s cars