1) McDonalds – I love McDonalds. It is my theory that everyone loves McDonalds, but no one wants to admit it.
2) Little Chocolate Donuts, aka Donettes – For one, if I ever started a band, we would be called the Donettes. The chocolate tastes like wax, yet they are still so good.
3) Cold Coffee – I like coffee after it is no longer hot. I attribute this to laziness.
4) Sausage in mass quantities – I can’t eat just one.
5) Beef stick and cream cheese – Good and good for you.
6) Any variety of meat fat (steak, bacon, ham, what-have-you) – The fat is the best part of all meat. Wake up, people.
7) Twinkies – It’s great the way these were good enough for all of you when you were a kid, but now you think you are too cool.
8) Rare meat – Someday I will die of a parasite or something. Then we’ll see who’s smart.
Actually this list isn’t very extensive, but I was able to eat 3 Donettes while I wrote it.
Why do all my 8’s turn into smiley faces in sunglasses?
nice smiley face for the Rare Meat section
No, McDonalds is kaknasty. Except for the sausage McMuffins, which I have a weakness for. Everything else on the menu tastes like plastic. Horrible.
What’s beef stick?
Summer Sausage. Like solami that never goes bad.
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there’s a list format feature in the little toolbar above the text are when you post, otherwise you are stuck with your cool eights.
1. gross – except like greg, i like the breakfast. I order 3 egg mcmuffins.
2. yum – people here consider my blasphemous because i prefer dunkin donuts to krispy kreme.
3. yum – i think everyone likes iced coffee. dunkin donuts makes the best iced coffee.
4. yum – who doesn’t like a big heaping of sausage. we’re having sausage for breakfast this morning.
5. wtf’s a beef stick?
6. my motto is fat means flavor
7. yum. i want to try the deep fried ones sometime. they have them up at the neighborhood bar, but i’ve never had one, or seen anyone having one.
8. rare is the only way to eat beef. i love steak tartar.
I knew this was a Koster post as soon as I saw the title. Pull the sausage out of your mouth for a second, you fat fuck! I think it’s poking you in the brain.
First of all, Mc Donalds sucks. I boycotted it for a few years while we were in college, but then they introduced the Arch Deluxe, the burger with the adult taste, for a limited time. I was like, yeah, I’m a grown man, I ought to try it. It was delicious. So I got sucked back in, and now I eat quarter pounders once in a while (to Greg that would be La Royale with cheese), but I still hate Mc Donalds because they think they can sell you stale food, like you won’t care. They think you’ll be like, “Well, at least it’s stale MC DONALDS!” Mojo Nixon said it best, when he sang, “I ain’t gonna eat no more Mc Donalds, I ain’t gonna eat it, because it don’t taste good. MC DONALDS CAN KISS MY BUUUUUUUUUTT! It’s a big white hairy butt. I got a dingle berry hangin’ off my butt. Mc Donalds can kiss my ass.”
Concerning #5: There’s a deli in St. Louis that makes a great sandwich I think you’ll like. They call it the Philly Beef and Cheese. Take some french bread, roast beef, cream cheese, and pickles. Heat it up, and Ta-dow! You’ve got a tasty treat.
Meat is best when eaten raw. What’s that stuff, beef carpacio, or something like that? It’s waifer thin slices of raw beef. Yummy yum! Or prosciutto, or whatever. It’s kind of like really good, raw bacon or something. Deeeelicious!