This is a public service announcement.
Tangelos (the abominate offsrping of the orange and grapefruit on sale in the local grocery store) are now officially added to the “Fruits to Juicy for Kent to Eat at Work” list. The FJKEW list previously had only one entry, the kiwi fruit.
I don’t eat tomatoes at work, they are too juicy. That has to be on the list.