Glass Bus Shatters Ass

The weak link in the vaunted elbuzzard tennis tandem, Kent  was placed Tuesday on the inactive list after X-rays revealed a “separation of the sacrum or tail bone.” He will spend the next couple of weeks sitting in an innertube filled with ice.
The often-injured former running back suffered the fracture after falling down the back stairs, only a week after his wife Leslie had managed to pull the same stunt. Leslie is at 80%.
Kent, nicknamed the “Glass Bus,” after breaking his ribs playing flag football, has denied rumors of retirement. He turned 30 in September.
“I’ve shattered my ass plenty of times,” said tennis chum Paul. “It hurts, but you’ve got to keep pounding away. He’ll be back.”

6 thoughts on “Glass Bus Shatters Ass”

  1. Buzz broke his ribs playing flag football? lol, how’d he manage that? I’ve missed a story here.

  2. The other team couldn’t stop me. After destroying and demoralizing their defense with my fearsome rushing attack, they stopped going for the flag and started going for the tackle. It was a legendary game.

    Wraith (Jackson) was playing in that game, and he claims that he broke the ribs, but its hard to say really. It was either him or Daisy’s brother Byrd.

  3. If I had read further I would have found out that that was your nickname. You also sprained BOTH wrists playing touch football. Remember ?? Your track record is not good.

    Leslie hope you are feeling better too. I am grateful that keeps me informed. Thank God for the Internet.

  4. Those back stairs are killers. While refugeeing, I slipped, but managed to grab something. Sure scared the bejeezus out of me.

  5. Ack, if Wraith had tackled you, I can believe it, he looks like a big bugger from the pics I’ve seen of him!

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