I’ve been reading twitter updates from various Saints players these days. It’s really unfortunate, because it’s a terrible reminder that these guys are mostly idiots. From Drew Brees saying that Guantanamo isn’t all that bad to Pierre Thomas’ ridiculous motivational links to Shockey’s “givin a shoutout to God”, these guys are not rocket scientists. I knew that, but it’s nicer when you don’t have proof. Malcolm Jenkins showed a flash of humor as he was holding out: as other players complained about two-a-days, his posts would read: “Watching TV”, “taking a nap”, “relaxing.”
Then Reggie Bush, who had these gems:
reggie_bush: Man why is it that Chipotle and Taco Bell seem to go right thru you literally 15-20 minutes after eating it! But it keeps you coming back!
Original Tweet: http://twitter.com/reggie_bush/status/3409168884
reggie_bush: Just had some Chipotle and it feel like an Alien inside my stomach! Lol! Shheeesh!!!!!
Original Tweet: http://twitter.com/reggie_bush/status/3409188390
I accept that football players are idiots. I just can’t believe they would eat at Taco bell.
Also, I realize I just wrote about twitter. I apologize.