In keeping with the current trend of how things are going in my life, I was almost hit by a car this morning. I know some of you have walked around with me, and know that I have a thing about enforcing the sanctity of crosswalks, but in this case, I was on sidewalk, and some lady turned into the driveway behind the Biltmore without looking.
Starting your day off by shouting a string of obscenities at the back of a car is not part of a balanced breakfast.
On behalf of pedestrians everywhere, if you are driving today, don’t be an asshole.
When I am walking, I hate all drivers. When I am driving I hate all walkers.
Especially those walk that walk diaginally across a four way stop so that they don’t have to walk in an L shape.
When I am walking this is my favorite move.
You are obviously not practicing pedestrian safety.
I will send you a neon orange vest.
I feel you should consider wearing a fluorescent orange jumpsuit to and from work. It will solve your sight unseen problem, protect your clothes from the elements, and turn you into a street walking celebrity phenomena. I am not wrong in this my friend. I am not wrong.
Kent, you are from New Orleans where pedestrians are always at risk, except on Bourbon Street. Please be careful, my love. I like Paul’s idea, however, that outfit might make you more of a target.