Deuce will return

Everyone’s favorite Saint has restructured his contract to remain with the team for at least one more season.

Deuce

I hope he can make it. I love the guy, but he’s had so many ACL tears. When he went out last season (again), I figured that was the last we would see of him on the field.

If there’s one thing that I love about being a Saints fan, it’s the DOOOCE cheer.

Also, are Nissans any good? If I was in the market for a car, I don’t know how I could resist not visiting Deuce Nissan

In other news, I simply CANNOT WAIT to get to New Orleans this weekend for Amber’s wedding. I haven’t been on a steamboat in forever. Maybe when my Aunt Tunia was in town many many years ago? I don’t know. I’m excited. I can’t wait to see everyone. Amber, I hope you invited Deuce.

Ashley Morris

Ashley Morris, the writer of one of the NOLA blogs I read every day passed away the other day.   I never met him in real life, but I enjoyed his passion for New Orleans and the Saints, and liked commenting on his blog.  I’m really saddened by this.

It’s weird, this internet thing.  Just really weird.

It’s OK to vote for Obama now

Barack Obama finally released a Gulf Coast recovery plan on his website, so it is now officially OK to vote for him if you want.

Here it is: Obama Katrina Fact Sheet (pdf)

As discussed before, Hillary Clinton has had her Presidential Gulf Coast Recovery Agenda online for some time now.

It is NOT OK to vote for John McCain.  He does not acknowledge that anything happened or needs to happen to the Gulf Coast after Katrina on his website.

So, feel free to vote for either Obama or Clinton without scorn and rebuke from elbuzzard.com.

(Thank you to my darling wife for pointing out to me that Obama updated his website)

Thank you, Giants

Hi, My name is Jeremy Shockey! and I’m a fucking moron.Apparently, the Saints offered the Giants a 2nd round pick and Roman Harper for Jeremy Shockey! recently. New York turned them down.  Peter King says the Saints are still trying to acquire the moron from The U, though.

Why on earth would you trade the only DB that is worth anything and not hurt for a loudmouth locker cancer with awesome USA! tattoos and a broken leg? I really hope I never have to see Shockey!’s bald eagle wrapped in an American flag arm peaking out from under a fleur de lis. I think I would throw up every time I saw it.

Dave would love to see us sign this turd. I don’t really know why, he’s all about the “character guys.” Just say no to Jeremy Shockey!

Saints get Gay

GayWe’ve got a new cornerback, Randall Gay, formerly of the New England Patriots and LSU.

The potential is unlimited. I can only hope that the New Orleans fan base can handle the responsibility with dignity and pride.

As Dave said, Paul, you have no excuse not to wear a Saints jersey now. Get a child’s size. Cut it off right below the number.

Uninspired name jokes not withstanding, I guess he’s an ok cornerback. He has to be better than Jason David, right? Let’s get another.

One thing is for certain, Dave will never play Madden 09 without a constant feeling that he has made the wrong choice.