General posts.
Hi,
Saturday night we went to see a play Paul is in where the audience participates. A Dutchess reads out offers and audience members raise their hand when they hear one they want to participate in. I chose to get my name tattooed on an ass and here it is!
Enjoy the view.
Here is a link to the play’s website: www.rubberrep.org
p.s. Mark got buried alive.
I would like to be on record for calling our current economic disarray a “hyperpression.” Like a depression in steroids. A Hyperpression. Patent pending. Patent pending. Patent pending.
I have talked it over with Chelsey, and we are leaving the country if Obama loses. All are welcome to stay with us in our new fabulous international address.
I can be a dryer repairman.
This is the second time I have repaired our dryer. This is what I pulled out of it, in the vent between the screen and the fan that drives the air:
That stuff under the spoon is like mud. And yes, those legs are quite sexy.
Then my assistant dropped a screw down the vent and I had to take the whole thing apart again. I fired her. Then I re-hired her with a pay raise when I realized that there was even more lint trapped up in there:
Now the dryer dries like a dream. If you have problems with yours, give me a call, I’m an expert.
An update from Catherine:
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Jacob Anthony Downey was born at 11:12 p.m., Friday, August 29th by Cesarean section. He weighs 7 pounds and is 19 1/2 inches long and is healthy and happy. Mommy and Daddy are still recovering and grinning ear to ear.
Love to all,
Catherine and Marc
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Happy Birthday Jacob!
Congrats you two.
My Granny passed away this morning, in peace. She was 96 years old. Here she is at her 90th birthday party. She’s the short one.
I was able to get out to Texas last week to see her in the hospital after she fell in the kitchen. We ate ice cream and watched football. We booed the Cowboys, thought that Tennessee looked pretty good, and agreed that Bum Phillips was quite a character. I’ll miss her.
Here are my fearless predictions for 2008-2009
AFC EAST – NEW ENGLAND – STILL GOOD, BUT LESS PHYSICAL OVERALL.
AFC NORTH – PITTSBURGH – I HATE PITTSBURGH.
AFC SOUTH – JACKSONVILLE – VERY PHYSICAL, INDY STARTS THEIR DESCENT.
AFC WEST – SAN DIEGO – LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT THE CHARGERS: THEY HAVE NO SOUL.
AFC WILDCARD – INDY – MANNING HAS HIS WORST YEAR SINCE 2001
AFC WILDCARD – TENNESSEE – THE AFC SOUTH IS GOING TO BE AWESOME THIS YEAR.
NFC EAST – PHILADELPHIA EAGLES – DONOVAN AND ANDY PUT IT TOGETHER FOR ONE LAST YEAR OF BEING RELEVANT. THEN DONOVAN BREAKS DOWN IN WEEK 14.
NFC NORTH – DETROIT LIONS – IT HAS TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.
NFC SOUTH – CAROLINA PANTHERS – HOW CAN I LOVE JOHN FOX SO MUCH WHEN HE COACHES FOR A DIVISION RIVAL. I ALSO LIKE THE WAY STEVE SMITH IS PUNCHING PEOPLE.
NFC WEST – ARIZONA – SEATTLE IS HELD TOGETHER BY SAP AND GUM. ARIZONA IS YOUNG AND SEXY. I GO WITH YOUNG AND SEXY OVER SAP AND GLUE. I JUST DO.
NFC WILDCARD – WASHINGTON REDSKINS – ONE OF THE MANY TEAMS THAT WILL BEAT UP ON DALLAS THIS YEAR
NFC WILDCARD – TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS – WITH BRETT FAVRE AT THE HELM!
SUPERBOWL: I DON’T LIKE ANY OF THE NFC TEAMS, SO I WILL JUST PICK JACKSONVILLE TO WIN UNOPPOSED.
I just checked the links for elbuzzard. I don’t have one. I don’t know why I would, but I am still jealous.
Here are some options:
or here is our Goodwill newsletter from when I was Employee of the Month (holla!)
or this article about my experiences with a sex offender
please pick one.
