Weekend update

Beth came to town this weekend, so we actually went out for once. First was Dante’s Down the Hatch, a fondue jazz restaurant in a pirate ship. It’s true. Everything in the place was researched for three years by Dante himself. Best knickknack: photo of Billy Dee Williams in the pirate ship with white women hanging all over him.

Next up was Stone Mountain Park, the Confederate Mount Rushmore. Ah, what a celebration of Kennesaw claws, mullets, and rebel flags. Plus, it seemed like every fountain and curiosity would spit on passersby at random. Now that’s funny! Eek.