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26 March 2009

Happy birthday Jack!

It’s my dad’s birthday today. You all will be jealous because we are going to Hana tonight.

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24 March 2009

Love Songs and Despair

I’m looking for love songs that don’t have a hint of despair in them. No girlfriend in a coma, no one for my baby and one for the road. Just happy love songs.
I will start you off with:
1. Jersey Girl by Tom Waits (not Bruce Springsteen’s version)
Difficulty: no google searches on ‘happy love [...]

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24 March 2009

Changes in Brent’s Breakfast Routine

For those of you keeping track, I am eating a whole new breakfast these days. I went from a banana to a bowl of cereal. Now I am throwing a grapefruit into the mix. Grapefruits are every hard to eat. I don’t know how long the second part will last, but [...]

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23 March 2009

Just so everyone knows

My life is a total mess right now.
I have a job that I really enjoy, in the city that I love.
Unfortunately, my wife lives and work in a different city, one that is about 500 miles away. I also own a house that will not sell in said faraway city. This makes my [...]

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18 March 2009

#%$H, $#@H, $*&H, !*#H, M%^#(@$*H

You have officially become THE MAN. Fight the power!

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17 March 2009

Buzz kill, @!%$ block

Is el buzzard dead? Are buzzards circling waiting to eat the withering, rotting carcass of their own? Has the sexiness of Facebook made a cheater out of the Buzz? Has the sinful lure of New Orleans already sucked you into the bars by 10:30 am. Life is kool kruel.

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7 March 2009

Happy Birthday Catherine!

I’m in Atlanta now, but I don’t think I’m going to be able to make it way up by where you live.
Have a happy birthday!

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