Kent – I would think this is paradise for you.
But what will you bitch about now?
Oct 292008
Oct 262008
Deuce, Will Smith, and Charles Grant have let you down, but I hope you have a happy birthday.
Oct 252008
Get up and drive your wife to the airport.
Come home, take a shower, throw in some laundry.
Start up the Roomba on the dining room. Start it up!
Get out some brie. Brie cheese!
Cut it in some slices and put it on some wheat bread. Get your ham out of the fridge.
Put some of that ham on some bread. Put that piece right next to the piece with the cheese on it.
Now you’ve got to move the cheese over to the ham side, because you’ve got to get some mustard under it.
Get out the creole mustard. Creole mustard.
Spread that mustard on the bread that used to have the cheese on it. Then PUT THE CHEESE RIGHT BACK WHERE IT WAS BEFORE. That is the key right there.
Now you toast both slices of bread.
Watch out, your toaster toasts the holy hell out of whatever you put in there, and it’s starting to burn your bread a little. TAKE IT OUT NOW.
Put both slices of bread together so that the ham meets the cheese. Hello cheese! Hello ham!
Press them together.
The cheese drips out the side of the sandwich. THIS MEANS YOU HAVE DONE IT RIGHT.
Look at the cat, he’s bugging out at the Roomba.
Move the Roomba right into the living room and have it do it’s thing.
Take your sandwich into the office for some early morning internet reading.
WHAT THE HELL YOU CAN’T EAT WITH THAT BIG ASS RIGHT THERE.
Make a post while enjoying your delicious sandwich. IT’S DELICIOUS.
Oct 202008
Hi,
Saturday night we went to see a play Paul is in where the audience participates. A Dutchess reads out offers and audience members raise their hand when they hear one they want to participate in. I chose to get my name tattooed on an ass and here it is!
Enjoy the view.
Here is a link to the play’s website: www.rubberrep.org
p.s. Mark got buried alive.
Oct 182008
Oct 122008
And Columbus too!
Oct 102008
At the greatest game the Saints have ever played, my mom, Dave, and I had the best seats in the Superdome: the very last row. Like everyone else up in that last row, we beat the hell out of the wall behind us, so much that my hand was sore and swollen for days.
Today I read this, from the New Orleans blog Library Chronicles:
Over my many years of watching and attending Saints games, I’ve been accustomed to seeing or hearing fans in the top row of each section bang on the metal walls in order to create noise when the opposing team has the ball. When we purchased our season tickets in 2006, we selected seats in the top row so that we could participate in this time-honored bit of idiocy which has been in practice basically since the Superdome opened in 1975. During the second quarter of a crucial Monday Night game in 2008, Superdome security decided that it was time to crack down.
A few minutes into the second quarter, for no apparent reason, a uniformed security person shouted at everyone in our section that the next fan seen banging on the wall would be thrown out of the stadium. We were mystified. Is this some bizarre interpretation of the NFL’s notorious new “Fan Code of Conduct”? The section adjacent to ours is typically filled with fans of the visiting team. Did one of the Vikings fans complain? If so, why? And also fuck them. Over the past three seasons, the Superdome has become an ever-more fan-unfriendly environment. What can be done to reverse this trend?
Seriously? That is just terrible. Why on earth would the Superdome security shut down such a great, fun, masochistic homefield advantage?
Also, like me, Library Chronicles, is a strong supporter of the Saints’ correct gold pants.
Also:
He looks like someone here, but I can’t place it. Ralphie after he shoots his eye out maybe?
Oct 082008
Could we be cutting Marteeen Gramatica?
[Taylor] Mehlhaff was contacted by the New Orleans Saints on Tuesday, who wanted him to catch the first flight out of Wisconsin and come down to join the team.
“I’m heading back down to New Orleans,” Mehlhaff said late Tuesday night.
Also, we cut Joey Harrington again.
Oct 062008
Here’s an update on our progress fixing up the house:
1. New Sink Installed
We bought the display model sink from Lowe’s for $20. Super deal. I installed it myself, using many plumbing words.
Oct 012008
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