5 thoughts on “If you’re friends with P, then you’re friends with me”

  1. Then we are friends. But Paul, get off Soderbergh’s jock already.

    Soderbergh

    Hi everyone. How are you. I’ve written a screenplay over the past nine months. I’m still rewriting it though, because right now it’s a 153 page (2.5 hr) monkey western. Too long. But lets talk about Paul. I think he’d be the best man to play the bad guy in my movie, Six Iron Stu Blackburn. Paul is even better than Pee-Wee Herman when it comes to acting. Hi Brent Koster. By the way, I like Paul even more than I like Michael Jackson. Congratulations Dave. And congratulations Paul, for winning the hearts and minds of Kent. There are lots of those buried under his house. They’re yours now.

  2. Hmmm. Soderberg doppleganger pic didn’t post. Help me out Kent. I’m rusty. Or just take my word for it – Paul looks like Steven Soderbergh here. Lets all take a moment to remember when Paul stole the show as Lu Lu in Steven Soderberg’s “Out of Sight”. Thank you Paul. Thank you for enriching our lives with that timeless cinematic treasure.

  3. If I’m in the monkey film..which I’d do faster than Daisy could do a boy trapped under her, I’d like to make one of those funny behind the scenes/backstory miniature movies that catch me constantly verbally abusing the monkeys and taking them to gay bars after a day of shooting.
    I love you Jaime and believe in your monkey movie.

  4. That sounds like a swell idea. We’ll do it. Let’s bitch slap those monkeys (verbally.) And thanks Kent for posting the pic. It’s even better than the one I had. Would someone please super impose Paul and Steven’s heads onto a gay porn pic. That would make me laugh so hard, but I don’t want to look at the gay porn pic for the entire rendering of the funny pic, for fear of turning gay. Thank you in advance.

  5. Your movie is a logisitcal nightmare. And I can see that Paul is going to kill morale.

    However, I think 2.5 hours seems about right.

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