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27 September 2008

If you’re friends with P, then you’re friends with me


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25 September 2008

Hyperpression

I would like to be on record for calling our current economic disarray a “hyperpression.” Like a depression in steroids. A Hyperpression. Patent pending. Patent pending. Patent pending.

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25 September 2008

SUPER BOWL BOUND, PART 2

And the Joey Harrington experiment once again comes to an end.  The Saints have released the best awful quarterback in the league.
Credit to Chelsey at Sunshine and Lollipops for the scoop.
Goodbye Joey.  Maybe once our entire team comes off of Injured Reserve, you can come back.  Hope you didn’t buy that nice house Uptown next [...]

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22 September 2008

Happy birthday Daisy!

Hope you are doing well up in NC and that we didn’t scare your boyfriend off at Amber’s wedding…

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19 September 2008

SUPER BOWL BOUND

The Saints have signed Joey Harrington, my absolute favorite crappy quarterback.

May he never take the field.

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17 September 2008

Your Body’s Really You.

I have talked it over with Chelsey, and we are leaving the country if Obama loses. All are welcome to stay with us in our new fabulous international address.

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15 September 2008

In case this archiving thing falls through

I can be a dryer repairman.
This is the second time I have repaired our dryer.  This is what I pulled out of it, in the vent between the screen and the fan that drives the air:

That stuff under the spoon is like mud.  And yes, those legs are quite sexy.
Then my assistant dropped a screw [...]

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14 September 2008

Happy, happy birthday to me

and to you.

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13 September 2008

What’s with all the handsome grandsons in these rock band magazines?

The Silver Jews show is tonight and I haven’t been this excited about a show since Tom Waits.
I sure hope it’s good. I have a feeling David Berman will just be a shell of a man after the crack smokin’ suicide period, but the new album Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea has managed to stay [...]

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10 September 2008

Marques Colston out

Marques Colston is out 4-6 weeks after he had surgery on a ligament in his hand on Tuesday.
I was just thinking, we really lucked out with the injuries in Week 1, too.
I think we’ll be ok, especially since Shockey’s addition, but I wonder how well he will come back.

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