Sep 252008
I would like to be on record for calling our current economic disarray a “hyperpression.” Like a depression in steroids. A Hyperpression. Patent pending. Patent pending. Patent pending.
Sep 252008
And the Joey Harrington experiment once again comes to an end. The Saints have released the best awful quarterback in the league.
Credit to Chelsey at Sunshine and Lollipops for the scoop.
Goodbye Joey. Maybe once our entire team comes off of Injured Reserve, you can come back. Hope you didn’t buy that nice house Uptown next to Drew Brees.
Sep 222008
Hope you are doing well up in NC and that we didn’t scare your boyfriend off at Amber’s wedding…
Sep 192008
The Saints have signed Joey Harrington, my absolute favorite crappy quarterback.
May he never take the field.
Sep 172008
I have talked it over with Chelsey, and we are leaving the country if Obama loses. All are welcome to stay with us in our new fabulous international address.
Sep 152008
I can be a dryer repairman.
This is the second time I have repaired our dryer. This is what I pulled out of it, in the vent between the screen and the fan that drives the air:
That stuff under the spoon is like mud. And yes, those legs are quite sexy.
Then my assistant dropped a screw down the vent and I had to take the whole thing apart again. I fired her. Then I re-hired her with a pay raise when I realized that there was even more lint trapped up in there:
Now the dryer dries like a dream. If you have problems with yours, give me a call, I’m an expert.
Sep 142008
and to you.
The Silver Jews show is tonight and I haven’t been this excited about a show since Tom Waits.
I sure hope it’s good. I have a feeling David Berman will just be a shell of a man after the crack smokin’ suicide period, but the new album Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea has managed to stay in my playlist pretty consistently since I got it.
Sep 102008
Marques Colston is out 4-6 weeks after he had surgery on a ligament in his hand on Tuesday.
I was just thinking, we really lucked out with the injuries in Week 1, too.
I think we’ll be ok, especially since Shockey’s addition, but I wonder how well he will come back.
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