Here are my fearless predictions for 2008-2009

AFC EAST – NEW ENGLAND – STILL GOOD, BUT LESS PHYSICAL OVERALL.

AFC NORTH – PITTSBURGH – I HATE PITTSBURGH.

AFC SOUTH – JACKSONVILLE – VERY PHYSICAL, INDY STARTS THEIR DESCENT.

AFC WEST – SAN DIEGO – LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT THE CHARGERS: THEY HAVE NO SOUL.

AFC WILDCARD – INDY – MANNING HAS HIS WORST YEAR SINCE 2001

AFC WILDCARD – TENNESSEE – THE AFC SOUTH IS GOING TO BE AWESOME THIS YEAR.

NFC EAST – PHILADELPHIA EAGLES – DONOVAN AND ANDY PUT IT TOGETHER FOR ONE LAST YEAR OF BEING RELEVANT. THEN DONOVAN BREAKS DOWN IN WEEK 14.

NFC NORTH – DETROIT LIONS – IT HAS TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.

NFC SOUTH – CAROLINA PANTHERS – HOW CAN I LOVE JOHN FOX SO MUCH WHEN HE COACHES FOR A DIVISION RIVAL. I ALSO LIKE THE WAY STEVE SMITH IS PUNCHING PEOPLE.

NFC WEST – ARIZONA – SEATTLE IS HELD TOGETHER BY SAP AND GUM. ARIZONA IS YOUNG AND SEXY. I GO WITH YOUNG AND SEXY OVER SAP AND GLUE. I JUST DO.

NFC WILDCARD – WASHINGTON REDSKINS – ONE OF THE MANY TEAMS THAT WILL BEAT UP ON DALLAS THIS YEAR

NFC WILDCARD – TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS – WITH BRETT FAVRE AT THE HELM!

SUPERBOWL: I DON’T LIKE ANY OF THE NFC TEAMS, SO I WILL JUST PICK JACKSONVILLE TO WIN UNOPPOSED.