WHO DAT!
I tried calling you in the morning, but I guess you’re still sleeping it off….
May 312008
May 302008
We regret to inform you that you cannot purchase a house within the city limits, due to the following regrettable factors:
- You want to live inside the Perimeter.
- You don’t want to pay more than you can afford.
- You want to be able to get to public transportation.
- You want to take advantage of government-funded first-time homebuyer’s downpayment assistance.
- You don’t want to get shot.
- You want the house to be in liveable condition.
Please remedy one of more of these requirements, and we will most certainly reconsider your future with us.
In the meantime, we suggest you try Cobb or Gwinnett counties. We hear that Applebee’s is a great place to hang out on the weekends, and that racism is still in style there.
Yours truly, and go fuck yourself,
The City of Atlanta
May 302008
Happy Birthday to the 1997 Uptown New Orleans Regional Scrabble Champ!
May 262008
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From: Christian Greenwood <dirtiestm13@meyertv.com>
Reply-to: dirtiestm13@meyertv.com
To: buggs@elbuzzard.com
Date: Mon, May 26, 2008 at 1:47 PM
Subject: best
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Message text:
your life is crap
May 242008
Do they get elbuzzard in Spain?
May 222008
When is Rebecca’s birthday?
May 202008
The Hornets are officially a New Orleans team now. They got our hopes up, made us believe, and then almost made it.
I will now call myself a Hornets fan, because they broke my heart. I stayed up to watch the game and everything. It got exciting there at the end, when they almost won.
Almost.
May 192008
In keeping with the current trend of how things are going in my life, I was almost hit by a car this morning. I know some of you have walked around with me, and know that I have a thing about enforcing the sanctity of crosswalks, but in this case, I was on sidewalk, and some lady turned into the driveway behind the Biltmore without looking.
Starting your day off by shouting a string of obscenities at the back of a car is not part of a balanced breakfast.
On behalf of pedestrians everywhere, if you are driving today, don’t be an asshole.
May 122008
Eek. This one snuck up on me.
Get back into town!
May 082008
Brent and I tried out the website muxtape.com. It basically lets you make an online mixtape, that anyone can access over the interwebs. We put together mixes of our favorite songs of 2008.
Check em out if you want to. We don’t care what you think.
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