Thank you, Giants

Hi, My name is Jeremy Shockey! and I’m a fucking moron.Apparently, the Saints offered the Giants a 2nd round pick and Roman Harper for Jeremy Shockey! recently. New York turned them down.  Peter King says the Saints are still trying to acquire the moron from The U, though.

Why on earth would you trade the only DB that is worth anything and not hurt for a loudmouth locker cancer with awesome USA! tattoos and a broken leg? I really hope I never have to see Shockey!’s bald eagle wrapped in an American flag arm peaking out from under a fleur de lis. I think I would throw up every time I saw it.

Dave would love to see us sign this turd. I don’t really know why, he’s all about the “character guys.” Just say no to Jeremy Shockey!

8 thoughts on “Thank you, Giants”

  1. Kent … what exactly does that mean? Don’t you think all players play better when the players around them are playing well …
    Two tight end sets are in vogue right now, especially if you have a playmaking tight end that can stretch the field.
    It’s not like Harper’s some all-pro … ditch him and address the secondary via the draft.

  2. It means that I don’t think he’s a playmaker. I think if the Giants are playing well, then Shockey! plays well. If they are struggling, then Shockey! struggles. A playmaker makes plays that turn the fortunes of a team around. I’ve never seen Shockey! do that.

    A playmaker elevates his team, not the other way around.

    Of course, by my definition, Mike Karney is a playmaker, so maybe it’s there’s a little bit off there.

  3. I think he’s a pretty good player when he’s fit.

    He is however, an all round pillock whether fit or not.

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