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29 February 2008

Meet your new linebacker

The Saints traded a conditional 2009 pick for Jonathan Vilma.
Here’s a homoerotic photo for your viewing pleasure:

NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004
ProBowl 2005
Led the League in 2005 in tackles
Got crabby in his last few years with the Jets, when thy switched defensive schemes in 2006 and he only recorded 116 tackles
Speaks fluent [...]

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29 February 2008

Happy Extra Day

Should today be a holiday or something, since it only happens once every four years?

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20 February 2008

Lunar Eclipse tonight

Tonight we’re supposed to be able to see a total lunar eclipse. It should start at 9pm and reach totality and 10pm.
Do you care?

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19 February 2008

Jaime, is that you?

Doesn’t this kinda look like jaime? This was the photo to illustrate the article, ‘My Boyfriend Has no Ambition’Tips for dealing with an unmotivated partner…

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18 February 2008

Happy Birthday John!

Happy Birthday, Poopy!

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14 February 2008

Happy Birthday Jimmy Valentine!

Happy birthday to the creator of Buggs Piggy.

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14 February 2008

On to the Next Bush-el of Bananas

Reggie’s lawyer needs a bodyguard, and he brings pistols to his desposition.
A lawyer for a sports marketer who is suing football star Reggie Bush said he and his client walked out of a deposition Tuesday after a bodyguard for Bush’s attorney opened his jacket to expose a pistol.
Reggie, what’s up? This whole story is [...]

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11 February 2008

DO NOT EAT THAT BANANA!

Make this instead:

 
It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.

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8 February 2008

I forget my image

Smashed…like our friendship.

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8 February 2008

SHOULD I EAT THIS BANANA?

I ate its brother this morning, and it was okay. But my mom used to send us to school with overripe bananas all the time. I have no sense for what is acceptable.

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