The Saints traded a conditional 2009 pick for Jonathan Vilma.

Here’s a homoerotic photo for your viewing pleasure:

Jonathan Vilma

  • NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004
  • ProBowl 2005
  • Led the League in 2005 in tackles
  • Got crabby in his last few years with the Jets, when thy switched defensive schemes in 2006 and he only recorded 116 tackles
  • Speaks fluent German and French
  • Major knee surgery last year, only played 7 games
  • Loves ponies
  • Hobbies include: stamp collecting, skeet shooting, and voting
Feb 292008
 

Should today be a holiday or something, since it only happens once every four years?

 

Dark Side of the MoonTonight we’re supposed to be able to see a total lunar eclipse. It should start at 9pm and reach totality and 10pm.

Do you care?

Feb 192008
 

aeba96a3f481e3168f7fe9e80eb8a.jpgDoesn’t this kinda look like jaime? This was the photo to illustrate the article, ‘My Boyfriend Has no Ambition’Tips for dealing with an unmotivated partner…

 

Happy Birthday, Poopy!

 

Happy birthday to the creator of Buggs Piggy.

 

Reggie BushReggie’s lawyer needs a bodyguard, and he brings pistols to his desposition.

A lawyer for a sports marketer who is suing football star Reggie Bush said he and his client walked out of a deposition Tuesday after a bodyguard for Bush’s attorney opened his jacket to expose a pistol.

Reggie, what’s up? This whole story is getting odder and odder. Hopefully this is all resolved soon and before it becomes a bigger stupid thing.

 

Make this instead:

Banana bread

 

It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it.

Feb 082008
 

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Smashed…like our friendship.

 

This banana is old.

I ate its brother this morning, and it was okay. But my mom used to send us to school with overripe bananas all the time. I have no sense for what is acceptable.