Comments on: Fantasy Football season has begun

By: Greg

Greg — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 20:49:32 +0000

This is the first time I’ve drafted Clinton Portis since the trade from Denver to Washington. Which happened about 10 days after I shelled out 50 dollars for a Portis Broncos shirt while I was in Denver. I bore a grudge about that for 3 and a half years.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:41:14 +0000

But he has so much passion there is a hole in his heart! or something. Anyway, Hobo Bill Belichick is going to kill him like he killed that other linebacker. One game, he will be trying to tackle Marshawn Lynch and his heart will explode and he will go up to Patriots heaven just like Ed Norton.

elbuzzard.com is your source for accurate statements of fact. while that other linebacker may not be dead at the moment, he will eventually pass away, and it will be Bill Belichick’s fault.

By: mrunstoppable

mrunstoppable — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:32:03 +0000

I would never draft Tedi Bruschi either. He is the football player I hate the most.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:58:38 +0000

Trent Green needs help. Tedi Bruschi needs help. They are going to die playing football.

Portis is just having fun!

By: mrunstoppable

mrunstoppable — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:48:52 +0000

Clinton Portis needs help, and he’s not getting it because he is a famous person. I’m not comfortable with having someone like that on my team.

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:14:41 +0000

14 teams is about the closest you can come to insanity…. no it’s insanity.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 00:55:07 +0000

Is that a 14 team league? I aspire to be part of a 14 team league one day.

I can understand not drafting someone because you hate them. A better question might be, why do people still draft once-great players that they like, but who now suck, like Brett Favre?

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:12:16 +0000

I was flagging towards the end, it was about half past midnight. Could have done better with my last few picks, but I think I had a fairly solid draft. At least I didn’t draft Eli Manning.

By: Kent

Kent — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:37:43 +0000

Easy to do when you have Tomlinson on your team.

And how can you hate Clinton Portis as a person? I understand not thinking he’s that great of a player, but come on, you can’t hate Kid Bro Sweets, Dr. I Don’t Know, or Sheriff Gonna Getcha. The man is obviously insane, but in a Moses or Whistlemonster kind of way, and not in a live-in-a-box-and-scream-at-pedestrians kind of way.

By: mrunstoppable

mrunstoppable — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:48:47 +0000

I’m with Dave. I could never have Stephen Jackson on my team. I think he’s good, but I don’t like him. I used to feel the same way about Pittsburgh players, because I used to be an Oilers fan. Others include: Chris Sims, Any Cleveland Brown (see above), and Clinton Portis.