
My dad took my mom to Hansen’s for Mother’s Day and sent me this picture to put up.
I’m sorry Leslie, but I have always been in love with Ashley Hansen.

My dad took my mom to Hansen’s for Mother’s Day and sent me this picture to put up.
I’m sorry Leslie, but I have always been in love with Ashley Hansen.


Chelsey and I just bought these badass birds. The blue one is named Harry, and the Green one is Louise. They enjoy sitting on their perch, chewing nervously, and quietly distancing themselves from their owners. Every time we get close they take a few steps away. Yesterday Harry kept walking to the very back of his cage, desperate to get away from us.
Hopefully this will change soon. Chelsey is making us both lifelike bird costumes to help bridge the human/bird gap.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, especially mine.
You should go on vacation or something. Take a real long trip to four or five world capitals.
Happy birthday, Sis!

I just don’t know anymore.
After watching the Sabres-Rangers game tonight, I have become a full-on hockey fan. What new depths will I sink to?
Also, I can’t look at JV’s picture any more, it frightens me.
I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.
My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.
Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:
www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz
Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.

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