New Stuff at I Foreign I

Apr 302007
 

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Things are getting exciting over at iforeigni.com. There are some new things, up and a lot more additions to the site underway. There is a virigin blog page, waiting to be ravished. You can read the current “about” page, but it will soon have new “about” additions made as well. Stay tuned, because we are making new stuff everyday, and we are very excited about our plans to put up the I Foreigni I Store page, with all kinds of goodies to cop or covet. This is coming soon, as we need to get the pay pal set up, and the merchandise manufactured. I’m about to pee in my pants with giddy abandon.

Oh yeah, the real point of this post is because we are setting up the “Links” page so people can link to our friends site. I was going to link El Buzzard, if El Buzzard is interested. I’m going to link Rebecca Havemeyer, whether she likes it, or not. Who is interested in having a link to your site from www.iforeigni.com Comment back, and let me know if you want to be included.

PETA Loves Ducks

Apr 272007
 

Special note to non-football fans: the NFL draft is this weekend, thus beginning football season. Suck it up.

I hereby declare that I will no longer defend Michael Vick aka Ron Mexico. In the past, I’ve said that I think the Falcons QB is an alright guy, especially when compared to his leg-stomping pedophile brother Marcus. I just thought he was dumb, and that’s not a crime.

Vick Finger

Now, property he owns is being investigated for drugs and dog fighting. Yes, dog fighting. Way to go Mike. Continue reading »

Taking Suggestions…

Apr 232007
 

My job is ending. This frees up a great deal of time. Any ideas on how to fill this time?

I’ve already come up with the following:

1) Dog track
2) Park Jungle Gyms
3) Candle making (scented and unscented)
4) Roller Skating Rinks
5) Trying to jump over the 4-foot metal railing that surrounds my porch.
6) Popcorn
7) Making kiwi syrup.
8) Courthouse
9) Trying on fancy suits until I get hired.
10) Making sense of the cross-out button that lets you do this: bananas
Why would you need/want to say write that?

The 2nd Bi-Annual Atlanta Tubing Weekend

Apr 162007
 

It’s back. Kent and I are hosting the hottest weekend in Atlanta (and the mountains). Super spectacular party and all-day tubing fun on the Toccoa River. We’re going to make the early trip this year. I just know it.

Everyone is invited to come and stay with us.

I’m taking a vote for what weekend in August works best for everyone:
August 11
August 18
August 25
or September 1 (which is Labor Day weekend)

You want to be one of these happy people:
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Happy Birthday Liz!

Apr 162007
 

Happy birthday to Godlizza way out on the west coast.

It’s been too long since we’ve seen you.

Long Live Raja

Apr 112007
 

I can’t believe Jamie killed off Raja. That’s like Charles Schulz killing off Snoopy. What gives, Showboat?

Ed. note: Here’s the link to the strip in question: http://www.iforeigni.com/comics/archive/032107reincarnation.html 

The Path to the Super Bowl

Apr 112007
 

SAINTS 2007 SCHEDULE

09/06 at Indianapolis 7:30 PM CT
09/16 at Tampa Bay 12:00 PM CT
09/24 Tennessee 7:30 PM CT
BYE
10/07 Carolina 12:00 PM CT
10/14 at Seattle 7:15 PM CT
10/21 Atlanta 12:00 PM CT
10/28 at San Francisco 3:15 PM CT
11/04 Jacksonville 12:00 PM CT
11/11 St. Louis 12:00 PM CT
11/18 at Houston 12:00 PM CT
11/25 at Carolina 12:00 PM CT
12/02 Tampa Bay 12:00 PM CT
12/10 at Atlanta 7:30 PM CT
12/16 Arizona 12:00 PM CT
12/23 Philadelphia 12:00 PM CT
12/30 at Chicago 12:00 PM CT

Are you smart enough to play in the NFL?

Apr 102007
 

Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you have to be smart to play professional football.
First off, there’s Joe Theisman, who famously once said, “Jim Haslet should be the coach of the year.” (Funny, I don’t remember Jimmy actually ever coaching. There was no one better at standing on the sidelines trying to act disappointed, though.)
But, if you need further proof of what kind of mental fortitude it takes to make in the NFL, take this test. It’s a sample of the Wonderlic test given to players entering the NFL Draft. It’s also used by large companies to assess an applicant’s metal abilities.
http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/existence/wonderlic.html
Former Ravens linebacker Roderick Green’s score of 3 is reportedly the lowest score ever. Auburn cornerback David Irons and Weber State safety Bo Smith recorded 4’s this year.
I’m way smarter than all three of those guys and even smarter than Dan Marino. Take the test and see if you’re smarter than them, too.
(It should be mentioned that David Irons, in his defense, has been diagnosed with a learning disability.)

Even better than my dreams

Apr 092007
 

Joey HThe Atlanta Falcons signed my favorite quarterback that doesn’t play for the Saints Joey Harrington to a two year deal.

This means Joey will be living in Atlanta. Joey, you will always be welcome at my house. We will drink cheap bear and call Terry Bradshaw mean names. Then we’ll laugh at Dave as he tries to throw a football 35 yards while sitting down.

I may have to go to a Falcons preseason game so I can wear my Joey Harrington Lions jersey.

Site is borked

Apr 062007
 

I tried to upgrade my account with my webhost to get more server space and they canceled me instead. They are in the process of restoring my site now. It looks like I will lose about two weeks worth of content based on what it looks like right now.

Needless to say, I’m a little angry that I tried to pay them MORE money, and ended up losing my site. I hope I don’t have to take my business elsewhere, because up until now, hostgator has been a great webhost.

Update:

After being promised on Friday that the site could be restored, now they tell me that they cannot. HostGator is not doing right by me.