White Mexicans

In the discount bin at my local grocer, I found this stuff called Cafe de Lolita.  I’m not sure what the actual flavor is, but I would recommend that everyone run to their local discount bins, and check this stuff out.  I mixed mine with vodka and milk, and named it a “White Mexican” – you can use that if you want – and it was great.  I had three of them last night, and nary a sign of a hangover this morning.  I also began an affair with a 12 year old girl, which was nice too.