
Apologies for the fuzzy picture.
Don’t kill me, Mom.

Apologies for the fuzzy picture.
Don’t kill me, Mom.
Wishing you all a good night of flushing down the old and spicing up the new. I like to think of all my good friends on New Years, and how lucky I am not to live in the same town with most of them (just kidding for all the sensitive ones). Missing you tonight, big kisses, big dancin’, and BI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-G HU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UGS (said in Teletubbie voice). Be good and safe and have a wonderful New Year’s Eve.
This coming weekend, it is the final game of the Piedmont Potato Cannoneers fantasy football league. I, a humble Brit, have advanced to the final, already leaving a trail of US citizens – born and raised on “football” – in my wake. The sport of American Football is not generally recognised over here. My opponent for this final game is none other than our esteemed host. A man who has all the advantages of being a native to the sport. A man who’s team has been putting up huge points over the last few weeks.
The honour of the USA is in your hands, sir. Make your choices well. How could you lose against me? You have all the advantages.

Here you go Brenty.
#8 Cold War Kids- Robbers and Cowards. I don’t care if they are Christian. I love Jesus.
#7 Tapes N Tapes- The Loon. Of course my favorite song is Omaha, but I think I would love it even if I lived elsewhere.
#6 Christina Aquilera-Back to Basics. I will admit that I have been a fan for a while now. I am seeing her in concert in February and I can’t wait.
#5 Beyonce-B’Day, I really only like Irreplaceable and Ring the Alarm
#4 El Perro Del Mar, I like this entire album
#3 Yeah Yeah Yeah’s -Show your bones. Song I like to run to: Phenomena
#2 The Rapture- Pieces of the People we Love. Song of the album goes to “First Gear”
#1 Sing Sing-Aerial The best song on this album is Mr. Kadali. This is a great album. I think you are all missing out if you don’t go out and buy this right away.
Just wanted to let the elbuzzard crew know that the show was a hit and all is super swell. My dad, I mean Rebecca’s dad, drove down from the homestead, got to meet Chloe’s parents, and see his son dance around to Christmas tunes in drag! God bless ALL the little children. Missing you all this Christmas, and wishing we could have a good nightcap and a fire together. big ol’ kisses
Brent’s Top Twelve
12) Destroyer – Destroyer’s Rubies – This guy is something else. He’s prolific, and complicated. What more could you ask?
11) Bruce Springsteen – We Shall Overcome – This thing just sort of died on me at the end of the summer. I blame my brother, who never warmed up to it.
10) Camera Obscura – Let’s Get Out Of This Country- Music I wish Belle and Sebastian would make again.
9) Twilight Singers – Powder Burns – It pisses me off to no end that Kent doesn’t like this CD. I don’t care that Greg Dulli is fat. It’s still New Orleans’ version of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
I’m From Barcelona – Let Me Introduce You To My Friends – This music has no soul. I like music like that.
7) Oh No Oh My – Oh No Oh My – In a year without the Shins, this is as close to a Shins CD I could find.
6) Tom Waits – B,B, and B – It’s not fait that Tom Waits has this much good music lying around. This box set, has more redeemable music than any box set should have. It will take me a year to get through it all.
5) Girl Talk – Night Ripper – If you haven’t listened to this, make it your business to do so. Mash-ups that don’t make you blush. What more could you want? Also there is this part where Biggie is rapping over Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer†that almost makes me cry.
4) El Perro Del Mar – Perro Del Mar – More soulless music. Better than IFB. And sad and pretty, and nice.
3) The Pipettes – We Are The Pipettes – And we’ve got no regrets.
2) Neko Case – Fox Confessor Brings The Flood – Let’s start with the title. I defy you to find a better CD title in 2006.
1) Beirut – Gulag Orkestar – This wasn’t a great year for music by any means, but this CD made it through the whole year without me ever getting sick of it. I don’t love it, like I loved Black Sheep Boy and Apologies to Queen Mary last year, but it really stuck around.
My CD from days gone by would be Milk Eyed Mender by Joanna Newsom. That CD was awesome, and I completely dismissed it. I am dumb.
Now then, for the band that would be on this, if I had longer to listen – Man Man – Six Demon Bag. I hardly knew ye.
The Motel Candle Wasters Award for me goes to The Decemberists – The Crane Wife. That song Kent likes so much screws that whole CD up for me. I don’t know what to do about it. It should be at the beginning or the end, or the trash.
Quickly My Favorite Tracks
5) Pull Shapes – The Pipettes
4) Van Helsing Boombox – Man Man
3) Europeon Oils – Destroyer
2) Ballet and Art – Eagle*Seagull
1) Star Witness – Neko Case
0) We’re From Barcelona – I’m From Barcelona
-1) Us Ones In Between – Sunset Rubdown
-2) Omaha – Tapes n Tapes
My Favorite Shows
5) Edith Frost
4) Eagle*Seagull
3) Flaming Lips
2) Jens Lekman
1) The Brunettes
I hope that Brent and Dave put out their own best of 2006 albums, too.
The 10 Best Alums of 2006, According to Kent
10. TV on the Radio – Return to Cookie Mountain – I know it doesn’t really sound like a complement, but this album sounds muddy. The sounds develop slowly, in layers, and always seem to be slightly slower than you want them to be. I love the effect, it pulls you in.
9. The Decemberists – The Crane Wife – The eight minute prog-rock song The Island is the best eight minute prog-rock song I’ve heard in a long time.
8. Eagle*Seagull – Eagle*Seagull – BK turned me on to this band. He says they’re great live. I’ve never seen them. I like the slow, sad mood of the singer’s voice, and the song with fireworks for percussion is fantastic. Their name is terrible. Am I supposed to pronounce the asterisk?
7. Cold War Kids – Robbers & Cowards – I first heard of these guys as the the opener for Tapes and Tapes. I loved them then, and got copies of all the EPs they had released up until then, as they didn’t have an album out yet. Then when the album came out, I though, eh, I have all the same songs on EPs, I don’t need to get that. I’ve since got the album and guess what? It’s got all the songs I like off the EPs! It’s a winner!
6. Sunset Rubdown – Shut Up I Am Dreaming – Besides Tom Waits, Sunset Rubdown may have been the best live show I saw all year. The Hold Steady came close, but Sunset Rubdown just blew me away. Spencer Krug’s voice is enough for me to keep this album on heavy rotation this year. I dig his lyrics about snakes with legs and big dumb scared kids, which remind me of Neutral Milk Hotel’s rambling imagery.
5. Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins – Rabbit Fur Coat – I fell in love with this album early, then stopped listening to it for awhile and kind of forgot it came out this year. I went to the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville while at a library conference, which got me on a country music kick, and Jenny Lewis’ gospel/country album went right back in my playlists. The real stars of this album are the Watson Twins, who provide back up vocals, and I’ve always been a sucker for Lewis’ surprisingly soulful for a skinny white girl from California voice.
4. M. Ward – Post-War – M. Ward sounds old. Everything from his voice to his lyrics to his record production sounds like it was recorded in the Forties. It’s impressive. His distinctive gravelly voice is a lot softer than Tom Waits, but there’s a good deal of similarity between the two.
3. Tom Waits – Orphans – I can’t not put him on the list, even if it’s hard to really give a 3-cd album a worthy listen. While the 3rd Bastards CD is a little tough to listen to (normally Waits cuts the spoken word stuff down to one or two tracks per album, here there’s a lot more), but Brawlers and Bawlers are beautiful all the way through, even the 7 minute song about suicide bombers in the Middle East.
2. Beirut – Gulag Orkestar – The most original album of the year. Beirut sounds traditional, but who knows from what tradition. It’s part klezmer, part balkan, part electroinc, part whatever Americans think the music in Eastern Europe sounds like. It doesn’t sound like Gulag Orkestar, but Gulag Orkestar makes me miss Poland.
1. Bruce Springsteen – We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions – There hasn’t been an album that I have listened to more this year than this one. Springsteen’s voice sounds just like his band: at once extremely tight and on the edge of falling apart. Apparently people are calling this a protest album, but I never really thought of it that way, just that it’s a bunch of rocking traditional songs. Hearing him play My Oklahoma Home at JazzFest with the entire crowd singing “Blown Away!” is a memory of the storm and its aftermath that I’ll cherish for a long time. I’ve never even really been a Springsteen fan until this album. I liked the hipster-approved Nebraska, but that was it. This album made me delve into the Boss’ back catalog more deeply, even if I still can’t get into Born To Run‘s saxophone cheese.
Miscellaneous Awards
Album of 2005 That I Didn’t Put on Last Year’s List, Which May Have Been the Best of 2005: Okkervil River – Black Sheep Boy
Album That I First Listened to in the Past Week, Which May Have Made the Top Ten If I Had More Time to Listen to It: Annuals – Be He Me
Album That Would Have Made the Top Ten If Not For That One God-Awful Song That Ruins the Whole Thing (The Motel Candlewasters Honorary Award): The Hold Steady – Boys and Girls in America
The Phoned It In Award, or Most Disappointing Album: The Flaming Lips – At War With the Mystics
In the discount bin at my local grocer, I found this stuff called Cafe de Lolita. I’m not sure what the actual flavor is, but I would recommend that everyone run to their local discount bins, and check this stuff out. I mixed mine with vodka and milk, and named it a “White Mexican” – you can use that if you want – and it was great. I had three of them last night, and nary a sign of a hangover this morning. I also began an affair with a 12 year old girl, which was nice too.Â
Rebecca is making her solo debut in Austin next week! She wishes you could all be here for the celebration, and she’s promised to do a shot for each and every elbuzzard soul out there. Praise Him!

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