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9 December 2005

Announcing: The Rebecca Havemeyer Show!

Rebecca Havemeyer now has her very own website.
It’s not much to look at yet, but soon it will be all spiffied and fancy. Hop on over and wish her luck:
http://www.rebeccahavemeyer.com.

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8 December 2005

A Christmas Gory

Around the holiday season, I always feel the need to try and return balance to the universe by being a bit of a grinch. People love this about me, and really appreciate what I’m trying to accomplish when I remind them that feeling guilty, spending money on things you can’t afford, accepting gifts that [...]

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8 December 2005

Top 10 Reasons Why Paul and Dave Are Single for the Holidays

10. Just because our grandmas say we should be with someone of the opposite sex doesn’t mean we have to be.
9. Still holding out for Tierney’s sister and brother.
8. “I’m not nodding off, baby … you just startled me.”
7. Dave’s fat.
6. Paul’s gay.
5. Hosting Christmas party with reenactment of the Nativity Scene featuring babe [...]

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6 December 2005

Ebaying baby toys

I just put a load more toys that the kids have outgrown up on Ebay.
Baby puzzles and toddler electronic toys that a 6 year old and her 4 year old sister don’t play with anymore.
I feel sad. I always laughed at people who said that the time goes too quick and to enjoy it [...]

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5 December 2005

BellSouth punishes the NOPD for New Orleans’ free wireless

Angry BellSouth Withdrew Donation, New Orleans Says
Hours after New Orleans officials announced Tuesday that they would deploy a city-owned, wireless Internet network in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, regional phone giant BellSouth Corp. withdrew an offer to donate one of its damaged buildings that would have housed new police headquarters, city officials said yesterday.
Way to [...]

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5 December 2005

Phishing emails

I don’t know about you, but I have been getting alot of phishing emails. Phishing is the goofy name for a spam email that attempts to collect personal information about you by using a legitimate-looking email. It’s a little more sophisticated than the “Hi I am Mr. Rochard Mbotatu and I am needing [...]

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5 December 2005

People keep asking me

For some reason, people keep asking me what I want for Christmas.
Today, I discovered that I want a big yellow raincoat with a hood.

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4 December 2005

Week 13 Picks

Two weeks ago I was destroyed, and last week I just forgot. Here’s my week 13 predictions. I’m 26-15 so far.

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3 December 2005

The Top Ten Good Things About Christmas

1. An entire week off.
2. Christmas dinner, Christmas cookies, Christmas candies, Christmas alcoholic beverages.
4. Decorating the house with lights. If they’re up any other time of year, you just look lazy.
5. Being with the family and then going out Christmas night with your friends.
6. Trying to put little fake [...]

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3 December 2005

Dave and Pool

I beat Dave at pool. All by myself. No cheating. No special handicap. It took me 6 years to do this. I beat Dave at pool. Tonight I aim to do it again.

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