elbuzzard.com Archives: November 2005
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30 November 2005
It never ends…
Kent just came into the office and said, ‘Hey, look at my thumb, I didn’t realize I cut it.”
It never ends.
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30 November 2005
OK, time to go all geek on you
Today I was at Microsoft in Reading (pronounced “Red-ing”, don’t laugh, I’ve heard Americans pronounce it “Reed-ing”, lol) for a seminar on Visual Studio .NET 2005. Stop reading if you are not a techie, you’ve been warned.
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29 November 2005
It’s true. Broken tailbone. Out 3-4 weeks.
Yes, it’s all true. I slipped and fell down the backsteps doing the laundry and broke my tailbone. In two places. I’ll try and get the x-ray and post it.
I am sitting on a little inflatable donut filled with ice.
It hurts, but I am a soldier. The Glass Bus will roll [...]
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29 November 2005
I put off my exam until today
Postponed it last week as I felt rough.
I am now certified in analyzing solution requirements and defining Microsoft .NET solution architectures!
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29 November 2005
Glass Bus Shatters Ass
The weak link in the vaunted elbuzzard tennis tandem, Kent was placed Tuesday on the inactive list after X-rays revealed a “separation of the sacrum or tail bone.” He will spend the next couple of weeks sitting in an innertube filled with ice.
The often-injured former running back suffered the fracture after falling down the [...]
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26 November 2005
Thanksgiving in the Heartland
So I spent the Thanksgiving Holidays with my girlfriend Chelsey’s parents in Kearney, NE. The span of 4 days quickly became a blur, as the first evening dissolved into a drunken mess, starring her father and me. It included about 25 beers, 6 shots of Wild Turkey, and a pool table. Highlights [...]
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23 November 2005
Top 10 Turkeys
10. Me: I want to use paper plates and utensils for Thanksgiving dinner, so I don’t have to do any dishes or cook. Kent and Leslie are determined not to allow this. I’m mad.
9. Nick Saban: Made the list last year after being deplorable to the media that annointed him God in Baton Rouge. Now, [...]
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22 November 2005
Chad Johnson confuses me
I love Chad Johnson. He’s one of the best receivers in football today. But what exactly did he mean by this?
TO: I got you baby?
Maybe that’s not a question mark. Maybe it’s an exclamation point. Maybe he was too tired after burning the Indy defense on that TD catch.
Does he mean [...]
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21 November 2005
Georgia Aquarium
The aquarium opens up on the 23rd, and Atlanta’s pretty psyched.
Here’s a slideshow of some photographs from the recent Media Day:
http://flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/slideshow.php?id=891.
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20 November 2005
Week 11 Predictions
It’s upset week. I’m 17-9.
Arizona at St. Louis (-8) - Yeah, right. Rams.
Carolina at Chicago (+3) - Upset #1.
Detroit at Dallas (-8.5) - I believe in Dallas. They will take the NFC East straight up.
Jacksonville (-4) at Tennessee - Poor Titans.
Miami at Cleveland (-2.5) - When its crap vs [...]
