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By: Greg

Greg — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:36:39 +0000

Jags old men’s cars

By: Ambutt

Ambutt — Sat, 05 Nov 2005 05:05:24 +0000

I want a Jaguar (car) so I say the Jacksonville Jaguars with chocolate brown exterior and baby blue interior.

By: Kent

Kent — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:29:59 +0000

I don’t know who Mike Vick is.

I tell you what, I’ll root for the Falcons if they put in Schaub at QB, and line Mexico up all over the field. Put him in the slot, put him in as a running back. Do direct snaps to him, have him pass, have him receive, have him run.

Now that would be an exciting offense to watch.

But it will never happen, because Vick would consider not being the starting QB a demotion.

By: Staceman

Staceman — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:25:51 +0000

I think I hear Mike Vick calling…..

By: Kent

Kent — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:07:09 +0000

You should go try out for punter.

You do make a compelling case for the Browns.

By: Keith

Keith — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:03:28 +0000

Consider the Cleveland Browns:
- Lack of logo makes any blank t-shirt a “crazy-color” throw-back jersey.
- New stadium built with taxpayer monies while inner-city schools rot.
- Current form reminiscent of Ain’ts glory days.
- Brown bags over heads actually match replica jerseys.
- QB rotation is a literal Who’s-Who of overage stars.
- They are having open-tryouts for punters today. This is not a lie.
- Won’t ever be considered to have jumped on the bandwagon.
- Team named after current ownership of primary geographic rival.
- Hatred of Pittsburgh a natural human emotion.
- Typical female fan will not, even through beer-goggles, force impure thoughts.

By: Shanna

Shanna — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 00:16:31 +0000

Damn – I’d say you should root for the Vikes – (I haven’t seen the scripted V – so I can’t opine on that, but at least their helmets are still old school) – but they REALLY suck this year. Next option: Steelers, at least for this year.

By: Kent

Kent — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 18:56:40 +0000

The Vikings are impossible to root for. That new scripty V they put in the middle of the field is too ugly. Plus Daunte Culpepper screwed me.

I guess that’s better than Fred Smoot screwing me, though.

Don’t forgot to vote in the poll here: http://www.elbuzzard.com/wp-polls.php.

By: thomas

thomas — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:45:40 +0000

lets go vikings!!! and they like hookers!! what could make a better team